..:: JOKES ::..

any jokes guys?



why did the chiken cross the road??



screeeeech we will never know....

y did the moose cross the road?


to find the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

why couldnt the pirates play cards?.....

because the captain was standing on the deck!

why did the submarine blush?
because it saw queen mary's bottom

Yesterday a man found out how to drown his sorrows
Unfortunately he couldn't get his wife 2 go swimming!!!
(ba dum dum chhh)

Wot time of year do you jump on a trampoline

Spring Time

A men went to the doctors

He said how do i get rid of dandruff
EASY SHAVE YOUR HEAD BALD COMPLETLY

Wot do u say when u dont hand in your homework

U cant tell me off for somthing i did not do


DO NOT TRY THIS IN SCHOOL IF U DO NOT WANT A YELLOW CARD

powerlau wrote:Wot do u say when u dont hand in your homework

U cant tell me off for somthing i did not do

thats a good one

why do pigs oink?
that's there way of laughing
it is a rubbish joke

lol, i agree, rubish, but still, thanks for posting

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
Da-ad..." "What?
I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?
No. You had your chance. Lights out.
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad...
WHAT?
I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??
I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!
Five minutes later...
Daaaa-aaaad...
WHAT??!!
When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Russia , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much

would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

TEACHER : Sammy, go to the map and find North America Sammy : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Sammy!

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

all jokes are great

lol

hi

lol these r all funny but i hav a gd 1

One day i walked down to the bus stop and there was a man wearing only one glove, i asked him why and he said
"Because the weather man said it would be cold, but on the other hand it might be hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" now thats comedy

lol, thanks, those are funny

yeah i dont really find jokes funny they dont make me laugh