finish the sentence!

a big dog...

ate a bigger dog

lol

and got flushed down the toilet while....

chewing his tail

there he met another dog called spud

who was scottish and wore a kilt!!!! hahah

also spud was aloney by his oney and needed a friend

boooooooooooooohoooooooooooo

so he went with big dog to the city where

they both got ran over and lived happily ever after in heaven!!!!!!!!!!!



THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then in heaven they made a house made out of......................

dog biscuits

but they ate it in twp minutes so they were screwed

unfortually they had no money to make another so....

but they then found little miss muffet and a gingerbread house ...

they went to the woods for some sticks and found one of the little piggies!!!

the became homeless but managed to

but the wlf came and ate up their grandma

she was very yimmy and they wanted more grannies!!!!

so they went in search of the yumiest granny of them all ....... pippa

but she wasn't there so they found the second yummiest....... her twin chloe!!!!

BUT they didnt find chloe , her twin, they found pilloe

a mix between pippa and chloe!!! they work in a supermarket